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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

real question: do identical twins have the same dick size

bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

jetbag:

if only i could lose weight as fast as people lose interest in me 

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit